"Just keep moving. Don't stop."
"...but I'll be good this time. I'll use discretion and restraint."
"No you won't."
"...well, I'll limit myself to 3 at a time."
"No you won't."
"...what if I get the reduced fat version?"
"That's a silly idea and you know it."
"Fine. I'm going for the Double-Stuf."
"Can't wait to say 'told you so.'"
I'm sure that passers-by are astounded by how long a guy can stare at shelves full of cookies with a look of deep contemplation, but I'm serious here. It happens.
In other news, it snowed last night. There was a dusting on my car. Now it's 50 degrees outside. Not complaining.
Currently Listening to: "I'm on a Boat" -- The Lonely Island
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It's worse when you stand, swaying with indecision, in the main aisle in an attempt to avoid the entire stretch containing the chocolate and cream cake cookies. Avoid the whole thing has been my plan for years.
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