Journal Entry, August 17, 2010

Still no word from the others. It has been weeks, if not months. The strain has warped my sense of time and I no longer remember when they last contributed to this esteemed publication. At this juncture it can only be assumed that they have perished in some grisly manner. Most likely, they all died from the terrible excitement of their day-to-day lives. I am, of course, being utterly facetious. Barring Matt Forrest being mugged, I can think of very few events that could conceivably arise that could result in death for any of them. Nevertheless, I must go on without them. Perhaps fate will cause our paths to cross again down the road.