Things that confirm your life is going downhill...(2 of 3)

...babies, sex slaves and herpes are all acceptable answers.
So not shockingly at the last second we managed to all figure out out New Years plans and got ready as Matt Smola, Molly Dull, Adam Harris and Austin Fast converged on Chicago to meet Audree, Thad, Ed and I. Naturally a shitshow ensued - as Molly Dull aptly pointed out. I got a call from Molly on the morning of the 31st to inform me that she left her apartment keys about 100 miles behind her at home in Ohio - but not to worry, her landlord was leaving the keys (how misguided we were). I think I went back to bed after that call.
Anyways Molly, Austin and Matt arrive at my house - oh yeah Adam got a speeding ticket on his way from Ohio so he might be running a little late - and entertain themselves with adorable baby pictures of me. After Audree, Thad and Adam all finally showed up, we went onward to the grocery store and bought a shit ton of food and alchohol (which fits in perfectly with the shitshow that would follow) and then traveled onward to Molly Dull's apartment! YEAH!
BOOM! So we arrived at Molly's and oh wait none of the keys seem to work and it is about 6 degrees out. After trying both the back and front door and finding only 2 or the 4 keys we need to make this happen we start getting desperate and Molly calls for the screen to be cut and let's just break in to her apartment - it has been close to an hour! And at the same time that we cut the screen (unnecessary), Austin finds the right key to get us in to the apartment, we go through with the break in anyways so it is not a complete waste.
We get in, Ed and two of Molly's friends join us, we cook some awesome dinner (We all gots skill) and proceed to drink our way through copious amounts of alcohol that assures we are all in a good place to ring in the New Year twice (well most of us since Ed is lame and leaves). We tried to play some games in vain - even though Audree insists on reading the directions to mainly herself - ventured upstairs to meet the ragers above us - watched some people vomit - danced on every stable and unstable surface at Molly's - went bowling in the hallway - fought with and over noise makers and played some epic rounds of tequilla hammer (not in that order at all but it all happened) and then passed out late in the night or was it early morning?